my grandparents are watching some old movie from the 70s
i just looked up and saw a man in shorts shorter and tighter than anything i’ve ever worn
oh fashion, how you’ve changed
“Hey Y’All, watch me play safely and respectfully”
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
I fucking love this. No one understands.
(Source: thighrabanks)
one mooooore thing
omgdying.
have you ever looked a pigeon in the eye(s)?
there was one outside my window this morning and i got as close as possible—we were separated by about 5 inches and a screen.
its pupils were TRIANGULAR. it was strange and awesome.






























